THE DRACULI FAMILY
Factory: Aliveri, p.c. 34500
Central Offices: 4th Voreiou Ipeirou Str
Hello. We are the Draculi family and we are good in two things. One is coffee.
Two is appreciating sarcastic jokes about our family name. It won’t take long to get to know us.
Do you have 90 years?
Sit back, listen to our story and get ready to change your regular coffee.
Sorry in advance for changing your daily routine.
For more on sarcastic jokes about our family name, please click HERE.
Thanks for asking, but no.
We have nothing to do with Count Dracula. (In the meantime, we are preparing you a coffee.)
Are you related to Dracula by any chance? If yes, anything different intrigues us, so feel free to share your story at uniteddraculas[email protected] (By the way, your coffee is almost ready.)
Now, please go on visiting our site..
Nothing to see here. (How do you prefer your coffee?)
FYI we lied earlier. We are actually good in three things (three is hot chocolate).
Sorryyyyy, heh? And now you really have to go on with our site.
Seriously, nothing to see here.
We mean it this time.
(And there you go with your coffee! Not a hint of sugar needed.)